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Yelp’s Funny Valentines at Skinny’s Ballroom



Valentine's Schmalentines. You love it, you hate it and/or it sends you into a spiral of depression, vodka and Celine Dion. So this year, we decided to skip the mushy stuff and go straight to the endorphin rush of some of Austin's most hilarious comedians. 

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Before Brian Gaar & Chris Cubas made our abs hurt from laughing, we featured the top five funniest Yelp austin reviews. Elites Keri B, Dej M, Errol M, Alex B and Jenny L all got up to read their winning writing on Skinny's Stage. Budding comedians? Methinks so! Read all of the nominated reviews here. 

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Thanks to Deep Eddy Sweet TeaTecate and Fireball Whisky for adding the social lube. "That sweet tea stuff is like elixir from the gods!" swoons Shannon B. The inimitable Fireball Whiskey (free with check in!) taught Ali B that not every whiskey "will make her cough incessantly (mmm, cinnamon.)"

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A big ol' sombrero tip to the inimitable Coreanos for providing us with gorgeous fusion tacos (how about that Australian beef?!). They were among the top 10 food purveyors in 2011 on Yelp in Austin and they certainly proved it! Says Alicia K: "Tecate beer to wash down the most delicious Korean tacos. Thanks Coreanos, I like your meat between my fingers anytime." Yelpers also brought homemade cookies to show off their baking skillz. People who can write AND bake?

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We rounded out the evening with a giveaway of VIVA Once Upon a Time Event tickets and spots in the new Austin Eats Food Tour bike tour. Take a mo to read all the great reviews and eyeball the pics. Until the next one y'all, SYOY!
Kelly S
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