You want lovebots and fembots? We got 'em. Queenbots or bots with anatomy? Absolutely! One thing is for certain: Sacramento tacky yelpbots and their humanoid friends know how to get jiggy wit it … and drink like the end is near! But who wouldn't when it's a Yelpbot Odyssey 2010 throwdown?
From robot/pin-up model shoots, to ambient, booty-shaking sound waves, to real rockets from a local space invader, and of course some of the coolest yelpers on earth– I think we had a pretty good time. Well, it was all right. 😉
Special thanks to elite yelper extraordinaire Jeff M and his PIC Kristen G from Sapporo who served robots with a plethora of Sapporo beer — and gin and tonics! The duo were on fire ensuring no human was left thirsty … though Eduardo C did curse his half-bot status, err liver, for not being able to consume more. "Damn humans!"
What are the human sayings? Read the reviews!
A lil' more about Sapporo … They sponsored us big time. Yes, they have a beer made from space, but the love they showed us last night was truly out of this world. Also, many grazies to Hot Italian who made sure no fembot or robocop went under fueled. We heart Hot Italians almost as much as we love Hal.
Mega props to The Urban Hive for having the coolest space (IOHO) in Midtown and sharing it with us crazy, lushious, yelpers. Good art, good energy.
Hey, Mr. DJ … please don't stop the music! Emperor's Jazz electronic & percussion ensemble made it nearly impossible for folks to leave. Yeah, they even gave away free CD's of their special Yelpbot mix and brought out the dance machines in us.
Who is the fairest bot of them all? Well, it was hard to choose! Our judges decided that Elif F, who took the last of the silver paint left in Sacramento, should win a $35 gift certificate at Alley Cuts salon with stylist Laurel.
Two sets of lovebots — Jason P and his Vanessa and Joanne L and her Benjamin also received best costume awards: tickets to upcoming comedy shows courtesy of Sacramento Comedy, who understands that even cyborgs need to laugh sometimes.
Wait, wait! Don't go yet. Last but certainly not least, we can't forget the magic of being shot supermodel style by Tower Photography and coordinator Lizzy D. Vine & Co. Nor will we forget the rockets on display from JP Aerospace. Did you know they are doing a commercial with Toshiba? Yeah, so that means you are almost famous robots! Watch out Wall-e. Elites are the new storm troopers! (And taking over the city with grace and albeit tacky style.)
Want more pics? You got it.