What comes before Part B, Cleatus? Part AAAAAAAAAAy!
The Dallas Yelp Elite raced to Exposition Park for a mullets and mustaches affair at The Double Wide. Yelpers came out in trailer park trash attire, donning NASCAR gear, gnarly teeth, mullets, mustaches and even a fake baby bump. Handle Bars and Fu Manchu’s were put aside momentarily in order to chow down on the scrumptious sandwiches from new local sub and pasta hotspot, Mr. Goodcents.
Calories were burned and faces were melted off during the spectacular performance by Longview, Texas born and bred, The Vehicle Reason. The band—who can be heard on popular MTV shows like The Hills and The Real World—got into the trailer spirit by growing ‘staches on the spot.
Yelpers washed down their tasty subs with Mama’s Mixes made by Kirk from The Double Wide. Boone’s Farm Martinis, Twisted Tangs, Hurritangs and Yoohoo Yeehaws were favorites among the festive crowd. After such a fun and shenanigan-filled event, there’s only one thing left to say—when’s the next one?!